I wear my scars like bling

This is a bruise I'm proud of.
And this is as it was healing.

I got this from popping out of a safe during a rehearsal for Urinetown.

I currently have another huge bruise on the side of my calf, about 4 inches wide. I have no idea where I got it from. People keep asking.

I've always bruised easily. For awhile, after watching an episode of Charlie Brown, I thought I might have Leukemia. But that was eight years ago and I think I would be dead by now, no?

I also love this scar, as ugly as it is.